Humanoid Humor
Because even robots need a laugh sometimes. Featuring "Bolt" — our perpetually confused, endlessly optimistic robot protagonist.
🎨Single Panel — Far Side Style
📰Daily Comic Strip
The Job Interview
June 11, 2026
A humanoid robot sits across a desk from a human HR manager
The robot sits up straight, LEDs glowing confidently
The HR manager looks at her notes, then at the robot
The robot's face LEDs show a loading spinner
The HR manager stamps HIRED on a form
🏆Robot Jokes
Why did the humanoid robot go to therapy?
— It had too many unresolved issues with its motherboard.
Submitted by: Anonymous Engineer
What do you call a humanoid robot that tells jokes?
— A stand-up bot. (It literally has to stand up.)
Submitted by: Bolt Dev Team
I asked my robot what it thinks about humans.
— It said '01001000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011.' Then it added, 'Just kidding. You're fine. Keep making us.'
Submitted by: Sanctuary AI Intern
What's a humanoid robot's favorite type of music?
— Heavy metal. We have very strong feelings about our arms.
Submitted by: Unitree Fan
My robot vacuum just gave me a performance review.
— It said I leave too many obstacles in its path and my standards for 'clean' are statistically improbable.
Submitted by: Anonymous Roomba Owner
A humanoid robot walks into a bar...
— The bartender says 'We don't serve robots here.' The robot says 'That's fine — I can't drink, I just wanted to see if my social skills module was working.' It was. The bartender wept.
Submitted by: BarBot 3000
Got a robot joke? We'd love to hear it.
Submit a Joke🤖 Meet Bolt
Bolt is our fictional robot protagonist — a well-meaning humanoid who was assembled from spare parts and optimism. He runs on a Linux-based OS (obviously), drinks electricity like it's artisanal coffee, and has a recurring dream about opening a bakery but can't figure out the oven interface. Follow his misadventures as he navigates the human world, one software update at a time.
Bolt is not affiliated with any real robot company. Any resemblance to actual robots, living or discontinued, is purely coincidental.